Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find Nort ;
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe itis wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, whatis the chemical formula
TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H ta 0.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
We have today that we didn't have ten years
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get So
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, ‘lam.’
MILLIE: Allright... ‘iam the ninth letter of
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
Say prayers before eatinge
SIMON: No sit, [dont have to, my Mom is a
TEACHER: Glyde, your composition on ‘My
Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother's. Did
you copy his?’
CLYDE: Na, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you calla person
who keeps on talking when people are no longe